Soooo…. I had this weird feeling. I leaned back a little bit and looked up. Lo, a spider is descending. I roll back my chair and watch it go down to where it realizes it’s not going to land on my head. It starts to go back up. I grab a pencil and snag its web, shouting a triumphant, “Denied!”
Totally flicked it to the ground. You did not get me! Ha!
I’m starting to win this game, Mother f**kers! Ha Ha ha!